“Well, I might be thinking what you’re thinking. Why don’t you go first.”
Hmmm, he says to himself. If I say to her: “Which came first, them or us?”, but that isn’t what she’s thinking, will that have a negative impact on when I get laid next? Maybe I better think about this some more.
I have no idea what I’m thinking because I forgot what I was thinking. If you know what I was thinking, think about what I was thinking and pass it on to me, I think!
flashdrive1988 23 days ago
? … What are you thinking ?
iluvspamnot 23 days ago
I think I’m thinking what you’re thinking.
C 23 days ago
Uh oh, get a heist of this
admiree2 23 days ago
Scrambled thinking is the only thing I can think. Omeletting others give the answer.
Imagine 23 days ago
If I could think I might think what you’re thinking.
sturubner 23 days ago
Looks to me like they’ve figured out the answer to that age old question of who came first.
Ubintold 23 days ago
Just so you’re not pondering what I’m pondering……Pinky.
Funniguy 23 days ago
To make an omelet…
smoore47 23 days ago
Steal/take them and sell them?
babka Premium Member 23 days ago
for this they crossed the road?
steveconkey2003 23 days ago
Soylent green!!!!
txspencer 23 days ago
Sometimes, I just don’t get Unger’s sense of humor.
MEPace 23 days ago
A dozen kids who’ll be ‘A’ students.
sandpiper 23 days ago
Some poor hen wasted an entire shift for those eggs and this is the result.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member 23 days ago
I don’t know why this made me laugh so much, but it did!
PraiseofFolly 23 days ago
“Oh Brave New World / That has such poultry in it!”
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 23 days ago
“Yes.”
Slowly, he turned... 23 days ago
“I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?”
monya_43 23 days ago
It’s too early for me to think. I think I need another cup of coffee.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 23 days ago
“JUNIOR!!”
pearcy19 23 days ago
Yeah, what are you thinking?
mindjob 23 days ago
I’m sure it’s nothing deeply philosophical
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 23 days ago
“Well, I might be thinking what you’re thinking. Why don’t you go first.”
Hmmm, he says to himself. If I say to her: “Which came first, them or us?”, but that isn’t what she’s thinking, will that have a negative impact on when I get laid next? Maybe I better think about this some more.
cuzinron47 23 days ago
I think I’ll just sit on it.
jpozenel 23 days ago
Fertility drugs?
mistercatworks 23 days ago
Well, I know what Brain’s pal Pinky would say.
“If cardboard could fly we wouldn’t need handles on airplane seats.”
stanmans Premium Member 23 days ago
I have no idea what I’m thinking because I forgot what I was thinking. If you know what I was thinking, think about what I was thinking and pass it on to me, I think!